‘Onion’ Snubbed By Pulitzers
June 24, 2011 | ISSUE 47•25
This year, the Pulitzer Board has once again neglected to bestow an award upon The Onion. What do you think?
You too? Man, those guys are dicks to everybody.
If I know the Pulitzer Board, they are just drawing out the process to heighten the suspense. The Pulitzer Board thrives on adrenaline.
Of course they did. The Pulitzer is a prize for third-rate, unrefined journalistic excrement masquerading as enlightened commentary, correct? How else does George Will have one?
Lazy, Illiterate Pulitzer Board Should At Least Be Able
To Watch This Fucking Video Recap